Fellas, I know you all mean well when you tell us ladies we look “healthy”, but let’s come up with a better euphemism for nice ass.
Is it bad I’d rather be sexually harassed than referred to as healthy?
What does healthy even mean? Back in my high school days I was referred to as “thick”.
Again, just tell me I have a fat ass.
Being healthy is a lifestyle; one that probably includes less drinking and cookies than my current lifestyle.
I got drunk with my friends and insisted on eating my best friends three-week old wedding cake. After she well-advised me not to, my insistence and determination wasn’t abating so she hesitantly cut me a piece of the purple fondant cake.
I ate it.
Admittedly not my proudest moment.
My point is, healthy does not describe me, so let’s come up with a better adjective.
The fact is, I like my curves. I love my big ass, and I do squats to make it even bigger. This doesn’t mean I’m not self -conscious at times or don’t fantasize about being skinny.
I don’t need to go into societal pressure and norms of how women are perceived in our culture, but in the back of my head I’m just as guilty as the next girl for thinking skinny is the only sexy.
So I can’t help but take a comment as “healthy”, as a way to describe how not skinny I am. Therefore, not sexy I am.
I know. I know. Crazy girl brain.
Here are the adjectives I do prefer:
That’s all you get. So let’s avoid the “healthy” and “thick” descriptions to describe the non-skinny ladies.
That’s talking to a lady lesson 101. You’re welcome.
Til next time friends.