On Friday I fell asleep while eating a cookie.
Not my proudest moment. Although, in my defense, not my worst.
So that was the beginning of the end for my three-week weight loss challenge.
Today was final weigh in, and I had not made any real attempt to lose weight or even workout.
I think I averaged one workout a week.
One being a deceivingly difficult trampoline class.
You don’t jump up; instead you push down.
What does that even mean?!
And how did someone manage to take the fun out of jumping on trampolines?!
To recap: I had three weeks to lose 10 pounds. I invested $40. If I succeeded, I got double my investment back. If I failed, I lost everything (except for the weight).
Three weeks ago I weighed in at 145.
Today ladies and gentlemen….
Drumroll. ..
Mas drumroll…
Drumroll is not nearly as effective on paper…
139!
That was my weight today. I don’t know if I prefaced that properly.
In the end I didn’t get $80 or even my initial $40 back, but I did get four dollars per pound lost. Which means I only lost $16.
It is probably for the best, because I’ve wanted this cat clock for awhile and it happens to cost as much as the competition.
It’s stupid. I don’t need it, and I have absolutely no good place for it.
So really, I saved $16.
Welp, that’s a wrap on my latest fitness endeavour.
I’ll keep you posted on my holiday weight fluctuations so y’all know you’re not alone.
Til next time!